“If brains were leather”
I love Southern accents, especially when paired with Southern sayings. To some, a Southern voice sounds dumb. But as they say down here, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”
Overtime, these Southern sayings will seduce you into the Southern way same as the food does, same as the scenery and climate. Southern sayings are like the South itself: direct, honest, witty, dark yet also bright, warm yet a little cold at times.