Marketing: Any Danged Fool Can Do It

Marketing: Any Danged Fool Can Do It

For a couple of years now I’ve been posting tongue-in-cheek yarns about the giant squids, Great Whites, Sasquatches, Carolina Lizard Men, dinosaurs, UFOs and other “attractions” at The Jonesville Reservoir (also known as The Jonesville Town Pond). I run ticket specials and honeymoon packages. It’s begun to pay off because lately I’ve run into people asking if they can pet the Sasquatches or ride the squids. Naturally, I say “Yes. It justs costs a little more.”

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