NEWS: PUBLISHING CONTRACT
WHOO HOO! BREAKING NEWS. Just signed a publishing contract for my fourth novel. It’ll come out in 2026. (My third comes before then.)WHAT’S THIS MEAN TO YOU? It means fuel for your fireplace, another option for leveling wobbly tables, an extra “plinking” target when you run out of beer cans. DO THE MATH. Three hundred pages per book equals three hundred paper airplanes—enough for the PLANET’S LARGEST paper plane dog fight!I’m sure there’s other uses also. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.